In 1910 the Hungarian Philiosopher Iuda Berkander famously published his Cuntological Arguement. With this Iuda was able to finally proved the much debated existence of the cunt to the rational world. Some had, prior to this postulated that cunts did in fact not exist and that the world was merely filled with complete shit-heads. It was up to Berkander to finally prove them wrong.
The Cuntological arguement
- Whatever I clearly and distinctly perceive to be contained in the idea of something is true of that thing.
- I clearly and distinctly perceive that necessary existence is contained in the idea of cunts.
- Therefore, cunts exist.