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Dear Reader todays investigation takes us to the art world, with the 60's pop art icon, and cunt Andy Warhol.

1). Andy Warhol once famously said everyone would be famous for fifteen minutes, here we can see the genesis of the cult of celebrity that plagues our modern world. In this study I approached several small children, for reasons of scientific investigation of course. This doctor of true facts asked these chidlren what do you want to be when you grow up? "Famous" they replied all smiles and no sense. For why dear child said I. "Because it's good" they said "anyone can famous andy warhol said so". Corrupting the young is a cunty thing to do, it's the reason socrates was executed. If only Andy Warhol had been born Greek then maybe just maybe justice would have been done and he would have been put to death. Killed in the traditional greek manner which is roasted alive then stuffed in a pitta bread.
2).  Soup is not art. To call yourself an artist and allowing yourself to be called a genius for painting soup is the habit of a cunt, especially when you had every opportunity to go "no, no, no I'm not genius I just paint soup. Not even posh soup like minestrone just tomato soup. I'm not a genius. I just paint soup, tomato soup."
3). Andrew Warhol had the world so fooled by this genius charade that he even had david bowie fooled. The chameleon of rock and roll dedicated a song to the cunt. Turn of the century historian Hanz Badian in his now famous Stardust experiment boiled down a series of base minerals. Passing these through various forms of filtration. Badian used the data corroborated from his findings to prove conclusivley that Bowie is an angelic star child sent from heaven to bring joy to the world. To string along a man marvel such as Bowie and bring him down to the level of sycophant is a cunty thing to do when your greatest work is widely regarded as painting Marlyin Monroe pink. Andy Warhol. Cunt.
3).  The genius Warhol also directed picture films. His most famous film "sleep" was a six hour long action epic of the poet John Giorno sleeping. Does his genius know no bounds.
4). Warhol was a confessed hypocondriac sadly the one illness he failed to suspect in himself was a life threatening lack of talent.
5). Warhol died after his heart finally had enough of his cuntiness and subsequently exoloded taking out Warhol and everyone wearing a polo-kneck sweater within a two mile radius.

In Conclusion. Andy Warhol now that guy is a cunt.

2 comments:

  1. Very well said my friend, couldn't have said it better if I tried!

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