Welcome dear reader, today's case study takes our investigation back through time. The 1960’s saw the rise of free love, flower power and Robert Mugabe.
1). President Mugabe, as he likes to be known, (the assumption of presidential honorifics is a hallmark cuntrait of the powerful) was originally a member of Zimbabwe African National Union or ZANU. What sort of self-respecting anti-white supremacist political party goes under an acronym that sounds like the name of Alien warlord. One run by a cunt that’s what sort of anti white supremacist political party has an acronym that sounds like an alien warlord.
2). It has been said the all comparison is odious. Particularly unflattering is any comparison drawn with Hitler (scientifically proven to be histrobiologies greatest cunt). Indeed the dictator is often used as a paragon of cuntary when one seeks to point out just how cunty something is. For instance say one has just bitten into a flapjack biscuit and found it to be stale, one might declare “man this fucking flapjack biscuit is proper stale it tastes like hitler”. With this in mind, that all comparison is odious particularly that drawn with Hitler; one might suspect that surely President Mugabe would not wish to draw such a comparison between himself and the Austrian cunt. Well suspect you might dear reader but you would be wrong. Robert Mugabe is in fact on record as having said "This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be a Hitler tenfold". Now as we have established Hitler is Histrobiologically the greatest cunt ever, so if you claim to have a burning desire to be Hitler X10 you are most assuredly a cunt.
3). The taking of someone else’s “shit” is a cunty thing to do. Mugabe takes peoples land and homes that is some serious “shit”. What a cunt.
4). Mugabe’s Zimbabwe has the average life expectancy of the male as 37 and that of the female of the species as 34. So not only do people hate living under the cunt so much, that they choose death over aging beyond middle age. But Male’s 37, females 34 shows a shocking inequality not only does he drive his nation to death he’s also a sexist, what a cunt.
5). President Mugabe is very vocally anti-homosexuality. He is markedly not homophobic he has no fear for the gays. In fact he is so unperturbed by the idea of a queer that he has made it illegal in order to use it as charge under which to imprison his predecessor Canaan Banana. Illegalizing preference and imprisoning on grounds of prejudice Mugabe? What a fag! Nay a cunt. Further more anyone, anyone with the audacity to take harmful action against a man named Canaan Banana is most scientifically a cunt.
In Conclusion Robert Mugabe, now that guy is a cunt.
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