Welcome reader, todays case study comes straight from the small screen in your living room, lounge or if your in the habit of designating specific rooms for activities, Television room.
Doctor Claw, now that guy is a cunt. I shall enumerate all extant evidence as to why:
1) He is so mysterious and the less I know about him the more convinced I am that that guy is a cunt.
2) The turn of century historian Hans Badian proved that inspector gadget was the axiom of cool in 1918. I have done extensive research into the cases and policing career of Inspector Gadget and this our cunt of the day has on numerous occassions tried to thwart and throw into disarray the good (if bumbling) Inspectors day to day business of keeping the peace and upholding the law. What a cunt.
3) He has a cat. What single man has a cat. What a cunt.
4) His name is Doctor Claw. He claims he is a doctor yet I ( a scientist in numerous fields) know of no higher education establishment or upstanding academy of doctorial practice that would accept such a cunt. It is not cool to claim your a doctor when hard working real doctors (such as myself) have tried so hard to get their degree. Such duplicitous and beelzebubian behaviour is the hallmark of a classic case of cunt.
5) Just look at that glove it's got spikes and everything. Is he a biker? I think not! Where is his bike? He's not even a doctor and therefore has no need for a motocycle to get to patients or studies. What a cunt.
Conclusion: "I'll get you gadget"? Really? I would like to see you try.
If you would like to see him try please see the Inspector Gadget TV documentary around the career of the good Inspector.
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