Genuine proof we live in a cruel world Richard Pryor is dead, this man lives.

Dear Reader thus far in our histosological study of why guys are cunts, I have if I may allow myself a moment flattery shown restraint. Though I have dealt with and investigated some mighty cunts in the course of the study. Our lady science has not permitted to allow my personal emotions or opinions to influence nay taint my study. To put it simply I have as far as is possible when working in the field of guys who are cunts, been objective. So you’ll forgive me I’m sure if in this case study… I slip.

Martin Lawrence

1). Martin Lawrence main cuntraits seem to manifest from a criminal lack of self awareness. Like some mawkish parrot surprised at it own reflection he pecks away at the entertainment industry he infects. His arrogance for one is so cunititudiously colossal and so unsupported by any visible talent that it is truly astounding. The Historian Herodotus recorded for posterity Martin Lawrence as having said and I quote

“Nobody's ever challenged me and tapped into what I can do. I ain't played a villain which I believe I can do and do real well. There hasn't been any director who has been able to challenge me to go there. At this point in my life I've done a lot of things from stand-up to my own television show for five years to successful comedy shows, and concert films.”

One couldn’t count on the hands of Shiva the cunty thing he says here. He complains no directors ever challenged him, ok Lawrence here we go… why don’t you play Anne Frank in your next film. Go on I challenge you. Or better still I challenge you self terminate by means of eating your own face. He bemoans that he has been unable to play a villain as he thinks he could  “do real well” in a such a nefarious role.  Congratulating yourself on you’re ability to do things you have not yet done is a practice of the cunt. For instance I believe I’d be fantastic at shooting pectin out my nasal cavity. Arrogance as we have established is a cuntrait but particularly so when it extends to worshiping yourself for abilities you do not posses and feats you may or may not do. Cunt.

2). Martin Lawrence has in his role as entertainer, assumed from time to time the role of Stand Up comedian. A an ancient and much venerated profession that owes it’s origins to comic styling’s of the ancient Greek philosopher Rhapsod Comedius. Indeed Martin Lawrence’s film career too often tries to torture laughter from his audience through a grueling and harsh regime of comic disguises and shrill squallings.  The comic disguises motif of his work comes to a head in Lawrences roles in Big Momma’s House a comedy picture film that derives much of it’s humor from the fact Martin Lawrence appears dressed as a large fat woman. Hilarious. No, cunt. Merely parading around as something you are not is not in an of it’s self as hilarious as Mr. Lawrence would have us believe. The evidence of this fact lies with Martin Lawrence himself who appears to be both a comedian and an actor and has yet to successfully either joke or act. Something which if anything is not funny and extremely cunty as he receives millions for this charade.

3). Finally and most damningly cunty of all in the Bad boys picture films. Martin Lawrence the (black) actor is shot at by the kkk. The Ku Klux Klan are some of sciences greatest kunts. But the mere fact they are shooting at Martin Lawrence in the film actually made me root for them just a little bit. Making me support white supremacy movements is a cunty thing to do.

3.5) I have it on good authority that Martin Lawrence has for a long time had the cure for the AIDS virus yet withholds it for his selfish amusement. He was heard to say by the infamous historian Heroditus "Hahaha ha I withhold the cure for the aids virus for my own selfish amusement. It's tripping balls hilarious" I will not insult your intelligence with the fact that withholding the cure to terminal illnesses for your own selfish amusement is a cunty thing to do even if it is "tripping balls hilarious". Would Marie Curie have died in her pursuit to cure cancer if it tickled her to play with radiation. I say nay. Nay. And thrice nay. Martin Lawrence, what a cunt.

In Conclusion Martin Larence now that guys is a cunt.

N.B. The above arguement is based on rigorous research which almost 100% of the time is composed in the collection of actual real genuine verified true proven facts of reality that are real genuine and verified by scientists willing to prove and verify as genuine these proven genuine facts that are genuine and have been proven genuinely as facts.

Warning above facts may have been manipulated in order to appear more lucrative to my argument.