Reader, this is important in the name of history, in the name of science and in the name of god. I beseech you if there is to be but one of my case studies you read and take to heart let it be that of this man. For this man is to cunt, what Darwin is too bigging up monkeys. He is the Botticelli of Bastards, the Frances Drake of Fucking Dickheads. The Alpha to arse holes and the Omega of ‘Oh my God how is it possible you are such a cunt’. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Adolf Hitler.
1) He was born. 2) The man was the worst kind of vegetarian. Now there is nothing wrong with Vegetarianism in our modern world it is rightly considered to be a perfectly viable alternative sexuality. But Adolf was the worst of this animal. He was a vegetarian who sometimes ate meat. If you’re going to live your life to a creed, any creed even if it’s based around broccoli, you should stick to it. I refuse; refuse to accept that anything less than a stringent following of a life style is acceptable. Hitler cunt.
3) The reason he so abstained was that he feared cancer. Pussy (Latin for cunt)
4) Hitler was an ardent nonsmoker, he even promised members of his offices gold watches if they gave up smoking. This would be nice if the man did not famously horde the watches of dead Jews just like their shoes. I have incontrovertible proof that he financed this meglo-maniacal anti smoking bribery with this personal fund of dead Jew watches. To use the precious metal time keeping devices of the members of religions that trace their history back to before the rise of Rome is a cunty a thing to do. What would you say if I used the money required to print those warnings on cigarette packets with the ill gotten gains from selling the trainers of dead Hindus. Doubtless you would think me a cunt .
5) Mein Kampf has yet to be turned into a successful film. I believe Keira Knightley would play an excellent Hitler.
6) If you like me, are a historian, you have doubtless read Mein Kampf or at least the successful comic book adaptation. In it Hitler extols the fact that from a young age his soul passion was for war. Now as we all know to make war is to essentially decide to murder another country. Now killing one person is rather bad, possibly even cunty. The intention to murder a country is very likely a trait possessed by a shit-stinking dickhead or it has popularly abbreviated: Cunt. Other people who have advocated war include door to door salesmen, Mussolini, Skeletor, Evil Barack Obama (you can tell if it is him on the television as he is white and merely stands in the shadows to give the illusion that he is of colour)
7) He fought in WWI and personally shot Siegfreid Sassoon, the worlds first rapper in histories first drive by which led to a dramatic rise in drive by’s which has claimed the lives of countless homeboiz, brothers and many of my personal negroes.
8) He’s a bad influence just look how Germany turned out. He was only babysitting them for one term.
9) The other day I was doing field research at World War 2, something which is rather difficult as it involves time travel. Which I had to invent. Whilst observing World War 2 unfurling it occurred to me that amongst all this killing there was one man at fault. Adolf Hitler. It was due to his expansionist policy and aggressive foreign policy that that war began. His desire for “lebensraum” or if you have a less Teutonic tongue living space sent Germany grabbing country after country like a fat kid and a bag of sweets, stuffing its fascist face with other peoples land. Of course the only reason Hitler needed more living space was to accommodate that giant fleshy penis that protruded so massively from his face. Causing the most significant event in the 20th century is a cunty thing to do, especially when it is WW2.
10) Number 10. Now if I were to create a case study of the cunt worthy things that this man has done it would be severely lacking if it were not to include the holocaust. If I was to say this was single handedly the worst thing ever since the mass slaughter of bread using a slicing method I would not be exaggerating. Hyperbolae aside to make murder a policy and to legalise death based on anything is a cunty thing to do. The holocaust claimed the lives of Jews, Romani gypsies, the disabled, native Poles, communists and Jehovah’s witnesses (ok so it wasn’t all that bad) but to a large it was the worst thing ever. People may come up to with a smarmy face and say “Well you know Stalin actually killed more people than Hitler” and they would be right. He did. But he didn’t use factories to mass produce murder. Worse still the factories he appropriated for his scheme were formerly the factories employed in the making of chocolate biscuits, depriving the world of many tea time treats and lives.
Adolf Hitler now that guy is a cunt.
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