Religously Cunty

Science dear reader is a thing of beauty perfect in it's exactness. Science and the quest for understanding are the pillars on which man stands above the beasts. Stand tall shouting 'Fuck you! Your mum sucks cock for bananas you damn dirty apes!". I preface todays study with a  Laudo Scientifica because the guy who is revealed as a cunt today comes straight from the house of god, past the labia of faith, passing under the clitoris of belief and firmly up into the pantheon of cunt.

Fred Phelps.

1).  Phelps is the head of the now infamous group "God hates fags". I should begin by saying membership to let alone running any organization with the the word "hate" in the name already qualifies you as cunt. But Phelps takes his rampant hatred of the gays to such cuntimarvelously extravagant ends that it is incredible. Phelps for instance claims that the recent terrorist attacks on America and natural disaters such as Katerina are God striking out against the US for it's toleration of homosexuality. To speak for God is a cunty thing to do, to frame him for murder is a mega cuntything to do. Also Phelps' God while being a supreme bieng is also apparently shit at aiming because while trying to wipe out gay people he accidentally hit New Orleans with a tidal wave.
2). As a Scientist and prestigious award winning historian, I command a nigh on all encompassing knowledge of facts. Something that entitles me to pontificate as I see fit with an aim to bettering the world. Phelps also believes himself to command such authority, he is however mistaken. He has been on record saying that Nazi Germany was run by Jews and homosexuals. Pardon me? are we seriously to believe the Jews of Germany ran a government who slaughtered them on a mass scale, I know there is such a thing as self harm but this seems a little unbelievable to me. There is a fine line, known only to scientists, between cutting yourslef while listening to the cure and wearing eye liner and opening death camps it is a subtle diffrence but it is there. He also believes that the Jews of America support a militant homosexual agenda in the US. If Phelps is correct I urge any Jews reading this to support a militant homosexual agenda against Phelps as the man is most assuredely a cunt.
3). I could expend scroll after scroll relating evidence in support of the fact that Phelps is a cunt. But instead I shall conclude here with this. It is one thing to run a hate cult that subverts a religon based on love. God said love thy neighbour. If your neighbour happens to be the same sex as you, who is to say it is wrong to express your love with a healthy bumming or to ride their bean? It is god's will. But I digress as I said it is one thing to run a hate cult, it is quite another to endroctrinate your tiny grandchildren into it. He parades these impressionable minds as his minions of cunt. This is a cunty thing to do. Taking your grandchildren to mock the dead soldiers of a pointless war is not an appropriate day out for a minor, fork out for disney land instead you cheap cunt


In conclusion. Fred Phelps now that guy is a cunt.