The First Cunt.

Welcome reader, if you are reading this you are doubtless of a scientific and inquisitive nature and are looking for the truth of and about the cunts that surround us. This is our first post so it is only fitting we should begin with the first cunt. Now I know what your thinking, the devil. Now that guy is a cunt. Well dear reader you would be wrong. The devil or lucifer (yes I know his name I am a scientist of historology and gynaecology) is a rebel with a cause making him better than James Dean who was not a cunt. Thus scientifically he cannot be a cunt. So who is the first cunt?

Cain. Now that guy is a cunt. Here is why:
1) Moonlighting. Noone likes a kiss arse. No right thinking high flying hair slicking leather jacket wearing badass likes their job. Cain had two. Not only is he in the Bible as Cain he moonlights in the Qu'ran as Kabil. Now that is cunty.
2) His actual job is a farmer who farms crops. Boring.
3) How does he relieve the tension? How does he blow of steam? Does he make himself an icetea, crack out victoria's secret, soak up some israeli sun and sow some seed on his crops? You can bet your sweet ass he doesn't! He sacrifices to god. Told you ass kisser. What a cunt.
4) And what does he sacrifice? something wicked cool, like cattle as his totally boss brother Abel does. No. The little bitch can't stump up anything better than some corn for god. God. God! The creator of the universe. The alpha and the omega of existence and what does he bring him, some pre-shredded wheat. What a cunt.
5) Now God being a reasonable fellow isn't best pleased with our cunts present and what does Cane do? Does he take it on the chin like a man? No. He kills Abel. Remember? Abel. The totally boss Abel who just moments ago was so generous with his cattle. Now that guy is a cunt.

Conclusion: In one fell swoop Cain or Kabil as he's more cuntally known has become not only histories first bitch but also histories first kiss-ass and murderer. Just look at the pictoral evidence provided see how he flees the scene of the crime. Now that guy is a cunt.